How Dare The New Fantastic Four Movie Replace A Male Character With A Female One?
Seriously, how dare they?
So everyone has seen the new trailer for the Fantastic Four: First Steps movie coming out from Marvel Studios, subsidiary of Disney, this summer. And everyone is, naturally up in arms that, once again, the woke DEI-sney Marvel libtards have replaced a classically male character with a female, with scant regard for continuity, traditional family values or, frankly, cooties. The moment the character appeared on screen, I threw my toys on the floor and started blubbing like a baby. This is not the way things are meant to be, and I just don't like it. Because we have all, as a hemisphere, spent decades reading and watching this character portrayed as a man. Created as a man, relied upon as a man, and certainly for me, someone I looked up to and idolised as a man. Okay, so he may have started off threatening genocide and the conquering of worlds, but doesn't every man start out like that? We don't actually mean it, it's just banter.
At least the original creator of this character is no longer alive to see this diversity hire of a travesty played out across the screen, a mockery of their original intent. Because HG Wells died in in 1946 at the age of 79, so he wasn't around to see how his character would be mistreated by those sicties hippie left wing activists Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. First in the Marvel comic books, then cartoons and then films, The Fantastic Four: First Steps is the fifth one to feature this particular gender-flipped character. And it is probably the biggest reason the four previous ones failed so badly, especially the one they couldn’t even bear to release.
One day, and Trump willing that day will be soon, the makers of these so-called Fantastic Four movies will have the gumption to go back to the original source and portray the character as originally intended. Because it's not The Invisible Woman, it's The Invisible Man! And any attempt to change that in the minds of the public, well, it is completely transparent.